DESCUENTO DEL 15% EN TODA LA WEB CON EL CÓDIGO REYES2024
En septiembre de 2021 trasladamos los foros de dudas a los Campus Opositas de preparación de Oposiciones para mejorar así el servicio de resolución de dudas a los alumnos y alumnas de OPOSITAS.
Este foro, abierto en el año 2004, contiene más de 27.000 entradas con resoluciones de dudas de estudio de diferentes administraciones. ¡No somos capaces de borrarlo pues en cada uno de sus post está parte de nuestro ♥!
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AnónimoComo digo en el título del post, espero que no cumplais estas instrucciones o “saberes” de los opositores.
Una opositora (algo irónica quizás), me lo envía, no sé si para conseguir convencerme para no exigiros tanto.
Después de leerlo varias veces, me pregunto…¿Llegaremos a un acuerdo?
Disculpad la “broma”, pero creo nos hace reflexionar a tod@s.
TEOREMA DEL ALUMNO/A
El alumno/a siempre tiene la razón, pero no se la dan.
El alumno/a no habla en clase, intercambia opiniones.
El alumno/a no suspende, le suspenden.
El alumno/a no insulta a su profesor/a, le recuerda sus defectos.
El alumno/a no copia, se refresca la memoria.
El alumno/a no se “chiva”, piensa en voz alta.
El alumno/a no destroza el colegio, lo decora a su gusto.
El alumno/a no se fuga, le requieren en otro sitio.
El alumno/a no se equivoca, pone a prueba al profesor/a.
El alumno/a no llega tarde, es el profesor/a quien llega temprano.
El alumno/a no se gradúa; cuando se cansa, se marcha.
El alumno/a no tira tizas, pone a prueba la fuerza de la gravedad
woodyBueno bg, es que algunas veces exiges mucho y joé se hace cmoplicado, pero bueno a ver que hacemos
nessyHSe lo voy a pasar a mis compis para que lo pongan en su clase, jejejeje.
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